ALAKAZAM:
Don’t get it twisted! This little trickster’s
Gonna get hung like a ceiling fixture
In existence since this ghost’s alone
You’re as scary as a Weedle in the Safari Zone
Passed around so much in every event
that you should change your name to ditto instead!
Just one move could finish you
Not even Mimikyu would Mimic you
The OG Psychic Type is the best of all
Don’t have the might to fight this intellectual
My IQ’s unmatched! Even though you’re fast
This KO’s due to a Psionic blast
Spitting deadly flows like Blue’s Raticate
Hit me with a Golem Self Destruct to save face
This Shadow Pokemon’s getting snagged
And sent to Lavender Town in a body bag

GENGAR:
Hand over your spoons, I’ll eat your soul for lunch
Don’t try to move, I’ll bust a Sucker Punch
I’m bred to battle, made to sweep
After this fight I won’t hear a peep
Coming from this Dream Eater, your will turns weaker
Like Dazzling Gleam, your fate’s Black and White, bleaker
Pokken at your defense, with verbal abuse
Even Machamp made it too; what’s your excuse?
Let me Play your own Role better than you can
You won’t make me flinch with Gengarite in hand
I’ll cut your HP down to less than half
My win is canon- you’re just glass
Drop this beat like I stop your heart
Chewing you apart, that’s Al a Carte
The living meme’s older brother wants to step to me?
I’ll swallow you and your dreams of victory


ALAKAZAM:
Ascended past your Night Shade - this ghost’s just evil
You’d have a better chance against your buddy Nidorino
Sinnoh left you alone, in the Old Chateau
Only scary in Clefable’s shadow
A residual spirit’s all you are
So a Magic Guard negates Gengar
I’ve seen your demise from just one glance
Cornered like Celadon - you’ve got no chance
Watch this Psycho Cut himself on this edge
This Nightmare is real! Not in your head!
Shatter your Scary Face with just one smack
Watch your smile crack - That’s a Tri Attack
You still can’t compare when I’m the one who’s faster
I’m upper echelon you should call me Master
Just Recycle my verse: Grab a Metronome
Maybe then you can level up and learn some flow

GENGAR:
Feel the temperature drop. Feel your body start to quiver
Despair engulfs your whole mind while my power grows bigger
When a Phantom enters your own Dimension
Just Trace this fact: you’re not worth the mention
Shadow Tag so your Teleport move’s subdued
I’d Swap our Skills but then I’d suck too
In Generation seven with Z moves enabled
Suigimori’s favorite leaves this fool disabled
(beat drops)You need another buff! You’re not attackin’ right
Cuz I’m packing stronger punches than a Dragonite
I’m glad to fight, you don’t have the might
Stalking you in your shadow then Slash the Night
You can be my master all you want
The closest one to me’s the easiest to haunt
Watch me Snatch this win (YAH!) in the end
You’re as UnderUsed as you’ve always been